Can we take our imagination back to when we would flirt with the tall, dark, blue suit executive on our office floor? I always wore my best work attire when I knew I had a meeting with my work crush. I would pick out my sexiest black pencil skirt, panty hose with the line going up the back of the leg to make it look slimmer and a flowy cream satin blouse with my black pumps. Now that office life is non-existent, our work from home attire has turned in to Lululemon leggings and a tank or even a silk robe that we don’t get out of until the end of the day to shower. For me, I usually work from home in my workout clothes and it keeps me motivated to go to the gym when I am done for the day.
But for Lexi Legs work outfit, she decided to spice it up on a particular Tuesday. A tight black dress, heels and Amazon’s Skylety Store Suspender Panty Hose stockings.
As I was working at my desk that day, I was daydreaming of my particular office fantasy…but you can hear about that later in my sexy bedtime story podcast after this blog reading. But I did want to do a 2pm Tuesday survey to peeps in my network to ask them, “What is your office fantasy?” Like always, only a few men wrote back and a few woman I am sure through them off guard by the question. Here are their responses below with their names left out for privacy. P.S. Ladies! where is your sense of adventure and sexual fantasies? You don’t think about anything? I asked a few men about why they think they don’t have any office fantasies and he said, well, you girls just like the typical man in uniform, handcuffs, Fedex delivery guy, pool boy, etc. He thought our fantasies were pretty lame and I couldn’t agree more. I went to the Chippendales show in Las Vegas and every act was the men dancing in some sort of uniform attire. Cowboy, firefighter, policy officer, YMCA crew. I get the appeal, but these men have way more in store for what they wish was not workplace misconduct in their minds.
Here are the fantasies that a few of my friends were not shy enough to write to me…some even went as far as thinking the fantasy was about Lexi herself.
“What is your office fantasy?”
~ 2 P.M. on a Tuesday random text from Lexi
“I think the office fantasy is doing your co worker after hours on your boss’s desk” – Male
“Having your assistant bending over getting a paper on the floor and she is wearing no underwear. Or while I am sitting at my desk and she is under opening my zipper and quietly sucking and slowing down while I am working on the computer. You coming for an interview and opening your legs with no underwear. You asking me to show you my extra skills.” – Male
“It just might be that the office is something about a competitive, edgy, deadline infused environment that grinds my sexual gears. And the fact that it is forbidden just adds spice to my cocktail. Myself as a present-day gentlemen recognizes that full potential of the excitement to finding out what the best locations are. The classic main course, having sex on your desk after everybody is gone. Or maybe best while everyone is at work under her desk. A fantasy thought of so much you would expect it to be dead, but it doesn’t ever seem to slow down.” – Male
“So I’ve been thinking about this office fantasy with you and those purple stockings. In this particular office fantasy, I am the President of the company, and you are the new Vice President, big boss bitch energy, and you got a smart mouth, so I ask you come to a meeting, just you and I to address some authority issues. As you enter you the office, the door locks behind you. You got those purple stockings on, tight black dress on, and I take my nine inches and fuck the back of your throat, then I go deep without your permission. And we were not even done with our meeting yet. I’ve been rough, I haven’t been gentle, but I think that sets some clear guidelines of who is the boss. More realistically, if that is too much for you, when I see you again, we are going to go out and enjoy ourselves, dinner, drinks. You can wear those purple stockings when we are out too.” – Male
“I know I like to eat P and you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in my life. And with a fun personality. I’m not shy. I don’t have office fantasies because I don’t work in an office anymore….And everything I was thinking about would be workplace misconduct to the fullest. Yeah I’m no romanced novelist, but I would like to read your blog.” – Male
“What do you want to know? I meet my assistant before work, during lunch and after work like everyday.” – Male
“Girl, I don’t have any fantasies, my office fantasy is to retire.” – Female
“Girl, I don’t have any office fantasies, I work for the government.” – Female
Below is my scorecard rating for these sexy workplace stockings.
**Stay tuned after this reading to hear a sexy bedtime story read by Lexi on Office Fantasies.
